STEP ONE
From: The Evil Bald Genius
To: Frustrated freelancers everywhere
Re: Your freelance business
Greetings. Evil Bald Genius here.
If you're a freelancer, coach, consultant, or other provider of professional services and you're struggling to make your business give you the lifestyle you promised yourself and those who depend on you when you first made the leap and set up on your own...
Which of these 3 mistakes are you making in your freelance business?
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Here's a quick look at what you'll discover when you get your digital copy of The Well-Fed Freelancer
- How to attract the best clients to your business while at the same time repelling the rest. Getting clients is easy. Getting high quality clients who'll pay you what you're worth without complaint... not so much. And weeding out those clients destined to become a thorn in the side? Hardest of all. But mastering this skill is perhaps the most important skill you’ll ever learn in your business, since like apples in a barrel, just one bad one can poison the lot. In The Well-Fed Freelancer everything is geared up to teach you exactly how to do this.
- The secret to charging premium rates, fees, and prices for your expertise without anxiety or price-resistance from your clients. The key to profitability is in your prices, not your volume of sales. Not only will higher rates mean you make more money but they’ll also ensure you get a far better class of client.
- How to stop wasting time up to 80% of your time talking to unqualified and unsuitable prospects. Most enquiries end up going nowhere, meaning statistically every minute you spend talking to a prospect is likely to be a minute wasted, and so the faster you weed out the wannabes, non-starters, and also-rans, the happier you’ll be.
- Why you'll never again find yourself wringing your hands anxiously hoping, wishing, and praying your client would pay the damned invoice. Instead, I’ll show you how to get paid on time, every time, and right from Day One
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This is purely optional and, as I'm sure you can see by now, The Well-Fed Freelancer has everything you need to know to get it doing the heavy-lifting for you in your freelance business (and then some).
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Your download today also includes the Most Unbelievable Free Gift Ever.
I get it... you're probably thinking you're going to be overwhelmed with information, although I’ve done my best to organise everything so you can intuitively grasp the basics with minimum effort yet also have a solid blueprint you can follow to put your freelance business on rock-solid foundations and start attracting the best clients, charging premium fees, and having it all happen reliably and predictably, like clockwork.
More: to ensure you have everything you need to understand and get The Well-Fed Freelancer system plugged into your business without outside help, I’m also including The Most Unbelievable Free Gift Ever at no cost with your download today.
I've included this gift to complement what you’ll learn inside The Well-Fed Freelancer. It's a compilation of the most relevant and useful resources in my vault, and all together it'd set you back a considerable sum if you were to get bonuses individually.
Good taste and decorum mean I'm not going to dump the "value" on you as so many do in this line of work, although, just for context, the attendance fee at my Top Dog event was £1,000, and for other events I've held tickets have been as much as £3,000.
Why am I doing this?
Two reasons.
The first is to bring you rapidly and fully into my world and share with you such an overwhelmingly more efficient and effective way to run and grow your freelance business you’ll want to become my client and buy more from me.
And the second is to demonstrate my claim above to you as quickly, comprehensively, and irrefutably as I can so that first reason comes to the forefront of your mind sooner rather than later, because the longer you leave things before taking action, the longer you’re going to be bashing your head against the brick wall of your business and perhaps wondering if it’s all worth the hassle.
None of this is altruistic or done from the goodness of my heart. I’m business owner just like you are, and if I don’t make sales I don’t get to eat.
Although, regardless of what you think about the self-serving nature of what I’ve just shared with you it would be reasonable accept I’m well aware of the fact the best way to get you to fall in love with me and my methods is to show you beyond all doubt my methods works and I do know what I’m talking about.
I can’t succeed unless you succeed, in other words.
And the best way I can think of to win your trust is to help you to the best of my abilities right from the outset.
Make sense?
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Gift #1
Top Dog, Top Dollar (live video recordings and manual)
How to become the feared and respected leader of the pack and sell your stuff at (VASTLY) higher prices than your competitors’ without losing sales or customers (except those you want to lose, cuz working with them is worse than cleaning your nipples with bleach and a wire brush).
Recorded LIVE in Cork at the Top Dog, Top Dollar seminar, this is the last word in premium pricing and premier positioning.
Business owners paid £1,000 to attend this event and came from as far away as Australia and New Zealand to learn how to put an end to being hammered down on price and treated like a doormat instead of a Trusted Expert.
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Gift #2
The Advertiser Identifier
We all love "free" leads from social media, but the truth is they are not free.
We may not pay directly but there is always an associated cost attached, even if we're creating and posting our own content.
The problem is leaving the future success and prosperity of your business in the hands of multi-billion dollar mega-corporations
Wanna test the water and get started with paid digital advertising but don't know which platform to try, how to get started, or how to track your progress and results?
Fret no more because we've got you covered in this comprehensive and powerful guide to the different digital advertising options available to you.
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Gift #3
Endorsement Magic
Testimonials prove your worth more than a portfolio ever will, so why aren't you collecting them?
Discover how to get a kick-ass testimonial from a client before you even deliver the work.
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Gift #4
Copywriting The EBG Way
In these videos recorded live in Cork, The EBG takes you by the hand and walks you through his drop-dead simple paint-by-numbers system for writing winning copy for your business, whether you're a copywriter or not.
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Gift #5
How to Build an Unshakeable Character.
Life is good... until it isn't. And how we deal with adversity doesn't make or define us — it reveals us.
And the time to be developing your rock-solid and unshakeable character is NOW in your day to day life and not waiting until adversity comes knocking at your door. And build an unshakeable character is exactly what I show you how to do in How to Build an Unshakeable Character.
This groundbreaking training on how to face adversity and lead your clients effectively through whatever life and business can throw at you comes at NO extra cost when you invest in your copy of The Well-Fed Freelancer — just £5
Gift #6
Social Media Kickstart
Free marketing on social media, the chance to pull in clients for free from an audience of (literally) billions.
What's not to love?
How about the fact when you follow the conventional wisdom you get great engagement and all those feelgood vibes... but what you don't get is the clients you need. That stops right now.
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Gift #7
Freelance Fundamentals 7-Day Kickstart
Most freelancers build their biz with poor groundwork, and while it's not their fault - it is their responsibility to fix it.
This short challenge will give you unshakeable foundations to build upon in just 7 days.
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Gift #8
The EBG's WFF Daily Emails
Want my irreverent, incisive, insightful, and decidedly non-PC emails?
They're the perfect complement to The Well-Fed Freelancer and I frequently dig deep into the soft and esoteric underbelly of the main principles I cover in the book.
They drop into your inbox every morning, seven days a week (almost) without fail. All hot and sizzling, fresh from the pan.
Yes, I'll no doubt eventually try to sell you more stuff at some point, but you knew that anyway, and one thing I promise you is it's not mandatory, crass, offensive, or tasteless.
I am and my emails are, but my selling-style really isn't.
Easy, right?
Right.
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Can’t say fairer than that, can I?
“No EBG, you can’t” is the only sane answer to that question.
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